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Reagan Demotivational Poster


Enlightenment -


TAGS: light heat icbm reagan quote
Rating: 4.8/5

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beastmaster - September 9, 2014, 7:57 pm
"Civilization is nothing else but the attempt to reduce force to being the last resort." -- José Ortega y Gasset (1883-1955)
maoworks2 - September 6, 2014, 8:12 am
Nuke-em Till They Glow.


3 NEW U.S. NAVY SHIPS - A reflection of the times.




BIRTHDAY WISHES -


TAGS: happy birthday fool reagan
Rating: 4.17/5

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champ99 - May 22, 2011, 12:44 am
Groan.....5 bad puns for you...


GOVERNMENT - "...is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." --Ronald Reagan


TAGS: funny true reagan quote
Rating: 2.54/5

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WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:10 pm
He did leave out all the screaming, crying and whining (in govt not the babies).
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 13, 2009, 7:40 am
It's always nice to be reminded of what Ronald Reagan really thought of babies.


I HAVE NOTICED. - Everyone who is for abortion has already been born.


TAGS: reagan
Rating: 3.94/5

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Tellulater - February 3, 2012, 9:48 am
i don't know anyone that is "for" abortion, just pro-choice.
CloudchaserS - February 3, 2012, 1:07 am
I've heard of anti-abortion protestors secretly getting abortions and then going out the next day protesting at the same clinic where they got the abortion.
gas - February 2, 2012, 6:42 pm
and most of who are against abortion actually can't get pregnant.. just saying
jig - February 2, 2012, 3:23 pm
Outch! touché!
forseti - February 2, 2012, 11:28 am
deep. 5L


FISCAL CONSERVATISM - Out of Control Spending by Republicans That is then Blamed on Democrats


TAGS: big spending reagan bush bush
Rating: 2.5/5

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Anonymous2 - October 24, 2009, 12:46 pm
Why do posters like this fail? The President has little control on spending. Show who had control of the House of Reps, where spending bills must originate by law, y'know our Constitution.
Rollseyes - October 22, 2009, 12:21 pm
Keep on drinking that Kool-aid! lol
Lederhosen - October 22, 2009, 12:10 pm
WTFO:"Where's the bar that shows this year's deficit of $1.4 Trillion?" Not an omission. Refer to the beginning of Clinton's term. Obama can't make the Bush Mistake disappear in 9 months. In seven years you'll see this "omission" and economy corrected.
Rollseyes - October 21, 2009, 11:27 am
Politifail. 1L
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:55 am
sorry , just lost momentary bladder control. I'm OK now
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:53 am
d*** illegals! LURCH, Speak English or leave the US! HAHAHAA!
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:51 am
I just want liberals to realize that Novus Ordo Seclorum doesn't mean turn the New world into the third world
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:41 am
Number can certainly be manipulated. In the case of this poster, the numbers aren't twisted, just the attributing them solely to the POTUS instead of including Congress' role in the process. Facts not numbers twisted here.
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 12:39 am
Some say numbers don't lie. That's BS. Numbers can be made to say anything you want them to. It's all how they're couched, and any CPA knows that. Want to show a loss, profit or break even? A CPA can do that using the same numbers for all three.
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:35 am
True statements, Haar. Do we also agree that it is Congress that sets the budget and not the POTUS. The POTUS just gets to sign the bills. While that is partial credit/blame it doesn't rise to the full accountability suggested in this poster.
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 12:32 am
I'll see if I can simplify this for you. The Democratic Party maintained control of the House from 1954 until 1995. The Republicans held on to the House until the United States Congressional elections, 2006.
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:32 am
No worries. I know that latin phrase as well as Carpe de Jugular (seize the throat).
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:30 am
miu culpa thanks WTFO for the kind correction
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:29 am
funny how the chart stops at 06 since Dems spend even more than their Rep predecessors in 07 and 08 and are breaking records in 09. Completely making this chart BS from start to finish. Nice try Leder, too bad facts get in the way.
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:27 am
Lurch, actually, Dems were in control from the beginning of this chart to year 95. Reps took the Congress in 94 which accounts for the downward spending falsely attributed to Clinton. Then they spent high for the wars and Dems retook Congress in 06.
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:26 am
Oh yeah and the highest years for both the Bushes was during the war years!!
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 12:26 am
yeah pretty much the president doesn't effect this a whole lot at all
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:25 am
Sorry Harr.. but the decreased years between 92 and 2000 was republican controlled congress
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:23 am
Also interesting that this graph could be used for consumer confidience and the DOW. hmmmmm ok FAIL lederhose head
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 12:21 am
No, they weren't.
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:19 am
AMAZING!!! I am utterly convinced. liberals are right! Oh wait, weren't the democrats in control of congress all these years (other than the war years)?
WTFO - October 20, 2009, 11:05 pm
Where's the bar that shows this year's deficit of $1.4 Trillion? Kinda blows this out distortion of facts out of the water, huh? Convenient ommision.
Zed - October 20, 2009, 3:56 pm
Perhaps because it is a politifake, instead of some supposed party affiliation?
Lederhosen - October 20, 2009, 3:53 pm
thanks for the vote reagan
mrbombastic - October 20, 2009, 3:51 pm
This poster fails. 1L


EVIL EMPIRE -




THANKS, RON -




"THE TROUBLE - ...with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant. It's just that they know so much that isn't so." --Ronald Reagan


TAGS: reagan truth hurts
Rating: 2.69/5

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WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:12 pm
Some are some aren't, P. The main reason some of the crooks (either party) stay in office is because of the short attention span of the Amer...hey look! A squirrel!
Porcelina - November 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
I think everyone is just sick of politics.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:06 pm
To each their own. This quote is too true to be very funny. I just happen to like the way he stated it.
Walkerofskies - November 13, 2009, 9:54 am
Picture of Ronald Reagan with the 'Hope' campain color palette, and a quote from RR. I'm sorry WTFO but this is unoriginal and the quote was barely funny in the first place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 13, 2009, 2:23 am
Why? It's just a picture and a quote......I say dig Reagan up and give him the lions....fair is fair.
TheSarge - November 13, 2009, 2:16 am
This one gets a 5.


CHOOSE! - Afghan Terrorists or Freedom-Fighters?


TAGS: terrorists or freedom fighters ronald reagan rnr
Rating: 1.39/5

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lol - March 2, 2009, 12:51 am
lmaooo
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 2:19 am
Children: collateral damage.
Dude - July 28, 2008, 9:36 pm
I'll say this nice and slow for you: If you aim at innocent civilians, you're a terrorist. If you aim at soldiers, you're a freedom fighter. If you aim at soldiers and hit civilians, you're French artillary.
Narutarded - July 28, 2008, 5:30 pm
Neither - they're hookah salesmen.


GAMERS -


TAGS: reagan logic gamers p wnage your mom
Rating: 4.14/5

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jameswnash - August 21, 2010, 8:15 pm
5 smart bombs to you sir!


PRESIDENTIAL HUMOR - "Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement." Ronald Reagan, at a press conference


TAGS: ronald reagan politics press conference homur republican republicans quotes
Rating: 3.28/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 4:12 am
You're still not funny
rockntractor - October 16, 2009, 1:01 am
You found this humorous?


ARE YOU BETTER OFF... - than you were four months ago?


TAGS: politics obama reagan ronald barack republican republicans democrats retard
Rating: 2.68/5

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Pabbicus - September 11, 2009, 12:40 am
5 Lions, good question and respect for Reagan as always. Greatest president since 1900 for sure.
Dylan - July 21, 2009, 9:27 pm
So you prefer the crazy war vet that got caught over the smoker? Your logic has beaten me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 2:04 pm
Well I lost the Pool....Who had Major surgery?
WTFO - July 21, 2009, 2:02 pm
Not dead yet. Sure some are disappointed by that news. Just recovering from back surgery. Nothing heroic like a SpecOps mission (unless surgery is a cover story).
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 1:48 am
Gee WTFO, we thought you had died or were on some sort of special ops mission......If you tell me will you have to kill me?
WTFO - July 21, 2009, 1:40 am
Not by a long sh**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 20, 2009, 6:48 pm
Crap.


IGNORANCE - The idea that the Christian States of America, Would work for the other 2/3 of the population.


TAGS: reagan conservatives douchebags
Rating: 2.4/5

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barockeva - January 12, 2009, 4:50 pm
Math. 76.4% is a bit more then 2/3
The_Researcher - December 19, 2008, 8:40 pm
Right.... the other 2/3s .... because the ARIS Self Identification report didn't get a population estimate of 76.4% of the United State population as Christian. *nods* Glad to know we're that much of a minority.
Max - June 15, 2008, 7:21 pm
Ew, Christian States of America? I'll move to Canada.


POLITICS - Using the Power of the People to screw the People...and making it look good.


TAGS: reagan politics power democracy
Rating: 2.29/5

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Buzzramjet - July 15, 2012, 5:47 pm
Ronnie Raygun didn't do anything but raise taxes 11 times and bring America into its first Trillion dollar debt. Jimmy actually helped after the trauma of Vietnam. Ronnie is the reason we have the great divide in this country now. Hope he rots.
Try Again Zed - November 23, 2008, 9:04 pm
lol to young to remember? that guy was talking 70's early eighties, and you bring up Bush? Weak man, weak.
Zed - July 31, 2008, 5:37 am
You might be too young to remember, but the high inflation was caused by the gas crisis, caused by BUSH'S buddies in OPEC, the Bin Ladin family most of all; an no-one, not even Regan could fix the Iranian Hostage Crisis until they got what they wanted.
* Burp * - June 27, 2008, 9:39 am
* Yawn *
Patriot - April 25, 2008, 8:11 pm
Yah, right. Reagan restored this country's faith in itself after president Peanut Farmer almost destroyed the nation with inflation, high interest rates and the 444 day Iranian hostage crises


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